Rod Stewart is important for helping you transition from winter to spring, because (like early spring), he is sort of sad but real into stuff.
There are a small number of situations in which it might behoove you to pretend to be good at wine. These are the situations:
1. You are on a date with a man or lady and you want them to think you are “discerning” even though you are not discerning and you want them to think you are “sensual” even though you are not sensual . . .