How to Trick People into Thinking You Are Good at Wine

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There are a small number of situations in which it might behoove you to pretend to be good at wine. These are the situations:

1. You are on a date with a man or lady and you want them to think you are “discerning” even though you are not discerning and you want them to think you are “sensual” even though you are not sensual . . .

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Rex Profanity

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To describe a thing accurately, he thought, you must know its trajectory.  This is why he dropped everything he ever cared about. Tweet

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The Able Chip

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Able Chip was a highly capable learner.  This is what he learned in five years: 1. How to speak 2. How to read…

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Ravenous

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The vainest foundling in the orphanage was undoubtedly Nellie Bly.  She had bumpy skin like cream, and she drank cream constantly to remind…

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There are 5 Things

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1.  The music is cold, the burn victim said.  “That’s because you’re not sweating to the oldies!” Tweet

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