The Sexless Modern

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A girl one day entered a nunnery, because she was mad.  She stayed at the nunnery, because the novitiates were beautiful – flushed…

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God and Emerson

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Me and Dick Cheney are kneeling in a clearing, shanks touching, souls ajar. Does afar a bobwhite whistle? Yes. Tweet

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(For Will Oldham)

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Darren made his mouth hot with breath and it was so hot.  The Mountain could not believe how hot it was and it…

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Ravenous

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The vainest foundling in the orphanage was undoubtedly Nellie Bly.  She had bumpy skin like cream, and she drank cream constantly to remind…

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