Animals

#Videos

Snail Girl & Snail: Ghosts

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Here is a two-part trailer we made for Trailer Wars XXI: Ghosts. It concerns the travails of a woman, a snail, a cop, and a talentless boyfriend. Part 1: Part 2: Tweet

#Essays

The Top Ten Reactionary LOLCats You Meet In Heaven

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1.  Cats who refuse to believe that they originated in Egypt.  Instead they like to think that they came from AMERICA, like Mormons with Jesus: 2.  Sad cats who resist their essential Enneagram nature: 3.  Cats who think that paying […]

#Fiction #Food/Craft

A Roasted Chicken

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Everybody at the roast was fond of the chicken, and this infused their subsequent ribbing of him with an inclusive sort of glee – all the jokes were inside jokes, culled from a lifetime of  “good times had by all.”  […]

#Fiction

There are 5 Things

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1.  The music is cold, the burn victim said.  “That’s because you’re not sweating to the oldies!” Tweet

#Fiction

Things of Beauty, Things of Shame

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The little stone house had chinks stuffed with ivy, which Susan kept trimmed, like pubes.  The cat liked to rub against these trim thickets, especially with his butt, which had itchy glands.  It was a hell of a life, for […]

#Fiction

Horses Can’t Come, But Sharks Can Come

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Horses can’t come, but sharks can come.  They come in the water and laugh and laugh because of the cum bubbles it generates and how the little seahorses dance in between the bubbles, singing a little song of being a […]