Alice Lives HERE

Here is our weird experimental “Alice in Wonderland” adaptation, starring Kelly Bjork, Wes Davis, Amanda Kalkwarf, David Ney, Biagio Biondolillo, Everett Jensen, Chris Ritchie, and Lenae Day. Enjoy!

Boom Boom Pow: A Meditation

Lately, I’ve been pausing in porticos, haunted by a particular line from a particular song. The ditty in question, “Boom Boom Pow,” was released by the redoubtable Black Eyed Peas more than a year ago, yet certain peculiarities of its lyrical cadences still manage to wash up upon the shores of my mind, as clear and startlingly whole as twisted lengths of beach glass.

Kiss Stealaz!

This was our latest entry for Trailer Wars, Bellingham’s premier fake trailer contest. The theme of this edition was “Heists.” Here is our attempt at it.

Recently Rented Reviews: The Big Chill

For ten years or so, I have been making jokes about “The Big Chill,” completely undeterred by my lack of knowledge about the actual film. A small group of us sat in the living room and screened it, while behind us another small group played a raucous game of Texas Hold Them. In other words, it was a 4-D viewing experience.

Stop Reading “Go Fug Yourself”

“Go Fug Yourself” recently named Amber Rose, a model best known for being Kanye West’s paramour, the winner of their annual “Fug Madness” contest, which uses reader voting to name this year’s “fugliest” celebrity.  This development reveals exactly how pernicious this silly little celebrity gossip website really is. If you are not personally familiar with …