A Roasted Chicken

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Everybody at the roast was fond of the chicken, and this infused their subsequent ribbing of him with an inclusive sort of glee…

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(For Will Oldham)

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Darren made his mouth hot with breath and it was so hot.  The Mountain could not believe how hot it was and it…

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Ravenous

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The vainest foundling in the orphanage was undoubtedly Nellie Bly.  She had bumpy skin like cream, and she drank cream constantly to remind…

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There are 5 Things

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1.  The music is cold, the burn victim said.  “That’s because you’re not sweating to the oldies!” Tweet

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The Passion of Planks

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I kind of find planks romantic, in that I don’t really understand where they come from, and this lends them an air of…

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