So Fergie “Ethnic Other Ethnic Okay Not Ethnic” wearing silver high heeled Roman sandals cutting into her tanned calf flesh rounds, with capri cargos cinched below the knee, so that she looks even shorter, plus a yellow belly shirt even though that has been outlawed by fashion lo these many years ago, but how else would we know that she is not actually fat, which is something Britney Spears and other short not fats used to pull so that we would know, even though we kind of did know, and what will they do now! plus a cropped sage green jean jacket plus TOO MUCH HAIR done in braids so that we can see how the ends of the hair are like nothing, because that is what hair does when it gets too long, is doing her “ethnic okay” strut on a cement street when who should she run into but GOTH MINISTER in black weird fade skinny pants even though he is a little pear shaped for them to work, plus a minister no collar button down paisley shirt, plus a vest that he scrap booked himself, with dyeable Salvation army heels that are not dyed but just kind of dingy and yellowed, but he likes them that way, but the heel is separating from the sole on one part so he is kind of hobbling, and he is offbalance too because he has a shoulder man purse on one side and a garbage bag full of presents for his enemies on the other side because he likes to give his enemies presents because then he can have moral superiority, even though they never see it that way but it works for him, and for some reason he also decided to tuck his penis up under one side of his pants cuz he didn’t want a bulge, so it is “dressed left” and sometimes the head pinches under his belt in a not unpleasurable way.
Fergie: Do you know who owns the local store? I need to have some items.
GOTH MINISTER: How does who owns the store affect it? Don’t you just need to know where the store is?
Fergie: I experience a lot of circular reasoning. Like, when I need to go to the doctor, I ask if I could take a shower inbetween takes, or maybe a tell a dog off.
GOTH MINISTER: Sometimes I care about things for reasons for ego.
FERGie: RESons REASONS reason for ego. I need a reason for ego plus maybes some cigarettes? OR pickels?
GTH MINISTR: JUST HAVE SOME EGO> HERE> ITS URS?>JUST HAVE IT>IT”S FREEEE> DON”T ASK PEOPKLE FOR THE FREE HINGDS>No one ever told you you didn’t have any agency.
Fergie: You mean I can decide to do things and then do them/?
GOTH M: Yes, and it is easy.