And another thing about Fergie . . .

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1a.  Fergie stands for something to some people, and that is boggling.  What does she represent?  “Ethnic Other Who Has Worked Her Way Up?”  We have a J. Lo.  J. Lo is enough for J. Lo.  Is it because there is a new generation of teens every 6 months?  This is what it seems like.  This is also what it seemed like when I was a teen.

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1b.  Is Fergie’s trashiness her appeal?  The peeing?  The shame songs, speaking into existence her desires – all of her songs, until “Glamourous,” (btw, sorry that I keep misspelling “glamourous,” I can’t help it, all spellings seem wrong), have been about how desirable she is?  Is she really all that desirable?  Does everyone want to f her?  “Glamourous” is about how she’s tired of people wanting to f her and how she is tired of her image.  How can she be tired of fame when she has only been famous for 3 months?  Is she trying to convince us she is famous?  Does this actually work? Can it benefit me?

Me:  I am so tired of getting raises.

Boss:  O RLY?  HAVE RAISES!(in my fantasies, everyone talks like GOTH MINISTER.)

Me:  I am so tired of being so very attractive.

Stranger: ATRRECTION, attraction – I hAABE it for YUUUU.  WHERRE IS MY STUFF!!!?(in my fantasies, everyone is confused but me.)

Me:  Fergie, what’s going on with you?  I’m tired of understanding you.

Fergie:  I WANT TO FIGT SOME SITH.  aLL MY HUMPS ARE BELONG TO US

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