1a. Fergie stands for something to some people, and that is boggling. What does she represent? “Ethnic Other Who Has Worked Her Way Up?” We have a J. Lo. J. Lo is enough for J. Lo. Is it because there is a new generation of teens every 6 months? This is what it seems like. This is also what it seemed like when I was a teen.
1b. Is Fergie’s trashiness her appeal? The peeing? The shame songs, speaking into existence her desires – all of her songs, until “Glamourous,” (btw, sorry that I keep misspelling “glamourous,” I can’t help it, all spellings seem wrong), have been about how desirable she is? Is she really all that desirable? Does everyone want to f her? “Glamourous” is about how she’s tired of people wanting to f her and how she is tired of her image. How can she be tired of fame when she has only been famous for 3 months? Is she trying to convince us she is famous? Does this actually work? Can it benefit me?
Me: I am so tired of getting raises.
Boss: O RLY? HAVE RAISES!(in my fantasies, everyone talks like GOTH MINISTER.)
Me: I am so tired of being so very attractive.
Stranger: ATRRECTION, attraction – I hAABE it for YUUUU. WHERRE IS MY STUFF!!!?(in my fantasies, everyone is confused but me.)
Me: Fergie, what’s going on with you? I’m tired of understanding you.
Fergie: I WANT TO FIGT SOME SITH. aLL MY HUMPS ARE BELONG TO US