Almost Verbatim Transcript of Conversation I Heard on Bus Today (Names Changed)
Fuck Twilight. I am Twilight.
Mable: The thing is, you know, he was a total dawg, throwing chicks over and shit constantly.
Jeff: Yeah. And then he met you.
Mable: Yeah! And you know, like people were warning me, being jealous and shit, but my last boyfriend, that relationship lasted 3 years. But he’s in jail now. He isn’t getting out for – till like 2010.
Jeff: Yeah, this relationship – in April it will be a year. And that will be my longest relationship ever.
Mable: That’s pretty good. That’s a long time. Do you remember the parties we used to have? I thought we’d get the cops on us.
Jeff: He was a good man.
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