The Nature of Modern Life is Obsession; The Nature of Obsession is Love; Other Blanket Observations.

HAAPY IN SERVICES!!
HAAPY IN SERVICES!!

The spice of love is hate.  The opposite of love is indifference.

At least so thought GOTH MINISTER, as he painstakingly appliqued butterflies to a baby duck bag in preparation for his sister-in-laws baby shower.

DUCS NO STPO STOP IT
DUCS NO STPO STOP IT

WHY PREG, he thought.  FAT, SCARY TO BE. I WOULD FEAR BABY PLUS BODY.  MAYBE JUST MY OPINION? !!!!!?  MORRISSEY IS NOT PREG EXCEPT THOUGHTS.

Nonetheless, he was resolved to be supportive.  He was going to slip a copy of “What to Expect When You’re Expecting” into the baby duck bag.

DUCS WHUT AR YOU DOIN OUT OF TAT CUPPE!
DUCS WHUT AR YOU DOIN OUT OF TAT CUPPE!

LITTLE ANIMALS MAKE ME TENDER, he thought.  ISN’T IT WEIRD THAT BABIES AS WELL FEEL TENDERNESS FOR LITTLE ANIMALS?  I GUESS THAT’S WHAT MAKES THEM HUMAN.

HUMAN ANIMAL
HUMAN ANIMAL

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