The spice of love is hate.  The opposite of love is indifference.

At least so thought GOTH MINISTER, as he painstakingly appliqued butterflies to a baby duck bag in preparation for his sister-in-laws baby shower.

WHY PREG, he thought.  FAT, SCARY TO BE. I WOULD FEAR BABY PLUS BODY.  MAYBE JUST MY OPINION? !!!!!?  MORRISSEY IS NOT PREG EXCEPT THOUGHTS.

Nonetheless, he was resolved to be supportive.  He was going to slip a copy of “What to Expect When You’re Expecting” into the baby duck bag.

LITTLE ANIMALS MAKE ME TENDER, he thought.  ISN’T IT WEIRD THAT BABIES AS WELL FEEL TENDERNESS FOR LITTLE ANIMALS?  I GUESS THAT’S WHAT MAKES THEM HUMAN.