“I’d like you to do something.”

“What?”

“I don’t want to say.”

“Okay.”

“I made you a death-trap.  It’s a fun trap!”

“Why did you do that?”

“If you don’t sit in it, I’m going to throw some babies in.”

“Why-for do you – what do you want?”

“I want you to sit in a death-trap.”

“Why do you want that?  What do you get out of it?”

“If I don’t make people sit in death-traps, I won’t have anything to do.  If people don’t have to sit in death-traps, then nothing I have ever done makes any sense.”

“Maybe you should change.”

“If I change it will mean that I am not inherently lovable.”

“But if you are not anyway, then what do you have to lose?  In fact, you may have everything to gain.  You could stop being crazy.”

“If I don’t believe in me, who will?”

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