There are 5 Things

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1.  The music is cold, the burn victim said.  “That’s because you’re not sweating to the oldies!” Tweet

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Cleopatra, Georgia

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When the reporter arrived, I was in the middle of breaking up with my wife, and didn’t have much time for questions.  He…

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The Passion of Planks

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I kind of find planks romantic, in that I don’t really understand where they come from, and this lends them an air of…

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A Fool of God

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Once upon a time, there was a little boy who liked to cook.  The other children at school liked to eat: crumbled raw…

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