Rex Profanity

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To describe a thing accurately, he thought, you must know its trajectory.  This is why he dropped everything he ever cared about. Tweet

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The Able Chip

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Able Chip was a highly capable learner.  This is what he learned in five years: 1. How to speak 2. How to read…

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God and Emerson

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Me and Dick Cheney are kneeling in a clearing, shanks touching, souls ajar. Does afar a bobwhite whistle? Yes. Tweet

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A Roasted Chicken

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Everybody at the roast was fond of the chicken, and this infused their subsequent ribbing of him with an inclusive sort of glee…

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