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In December, the world feels like a broken palace. We wander the ruins at dusk, yanking out clumps of rye and talking about how there was once a garden here. We trundle around in dirty voile dresses, talking about Miss Havisham and glass horses and headless cupids. Down in the valley, the windows are glowing. …
There was a party. The party had: members of Congress, hounds, pomegrante vodka cocktails. The party only played Bob Seger, at the party.
These are the ten things the boy has: 1. 4 wives – one for each mood. Here are his moods: a.) acquisitive b.) inquisitive c.) dastardly d.) drunk
A girl one day entered a nunnery, because she was mad. She stayed at the nunnery, because the novitiates were beautiful – flushed and embarrassed. Also, she liked the gardens, where the Mother Superior set cocks to fighting each other, in order to illustrate the libertarian tendencies of God. “He gives even the simplest creatures …
The bandit’s cousin was beautiful, and because of this he carried no money in his pockets. Women liked to buy him things, and men were afraid of his cousin. He did whatever he wanted to, and he thought that he was cool.
1a. Fergie stands for something to some people, and that is boggling. What does she represent? “Ethnic Other Who Has Worked Her Way Up?” We have a J. Lo. J. Lo is enough for J. Lo. Is it because there is a new generation of teens every 6 months? This is what it seems like. …
To describe a thing accurately, he thought, you must know its trajectory. This is why he dropped everything he ever cared about.
The spice of love is hate. The opposite of love is indifference. At least so thought GOTH MINISTER, as he painstakingly appliqued butterflies to a baby duck bag in preparation for his sister-in-laws baby shower.
So Fergie “Ethnic Other Ethnic Okay Not Ethnic” wearing silver high heeled Roman sandals cutting into her tanned calf flesh rounds, with capri cargos cinched below the knee, so that she looks even shorter, plus a yellow belly shirt even though that has been outlawed by fashion lo these many years ago,