Lies

The Sexless Modern

A girl one day entered a nunnery, because she was mad.  She stayed at the nunnery, because the novitiates were beautiful – flushed and embarrassed.  Also, she liked the gardens, where the Mother Superior set cocks to fighting each other, in order to illustrate the libertarian tendencies of God.  “He gives even the simplest creatures …

The Bandit’s Cousin

The bandit’s cousin was beautiful, and because of this he carried no money in his pockets.  Women liked to buy him things, and men were afraid of his cousin.  He did whatever he wanted to, and he thought that he was cool.

And another thing about Fergie . . .

1a.  Fergie stands for something to some people, and that is boggling.  What does she represent?  “Ethnic Other Who Has Worked Her Way Up?”  We have a J. Lo.  J. Lo is enough for J. Lo.  Is it because there is a new generation of teens every 6 months?  This is what it seems like.  …

sOMETHING that coULd happEN (TO FERGIE)

So Fergie “Ethnic Other Ethnic Okay Not Ethnic” wearing silver high heeled Roman sandals cutting into her tanned calf flesh rounds, with capri cargos cinched below the knee, so that she looks even shorter, plus a yellow belly shirt even though that has been outlawed by fashion lo these many years ago,