How to Trick People into Thinking You Are Good at Wine

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There are a small number of situations in which it might behoove you to pretend to be good at wine. These are the situations:

1. You are on a date with a man or lady and you want them to think you are “discerning” even though you are not discerning and you want them to think you are “sensual” even though you are not sensual . . .

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Outrage of the Day: Mug ‘O’ Spam

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. . . Which brings me to today’s Recipe of the Day, Mug ‘O’ Spam. I feel like somebody is making fun of me here. Is the Kansas State Fair trying to bait me? Is the Bellingham Herald being ironical? The Great American SPAM Championship? Aslan wept.

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A Roasted Chicken

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Everybody at the roast was fond of the chicken, and this infused their subsequent ribbing of him with an inclusive sort of glee…

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A Fool of God

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Once upon a time, there was a little boy who liked to cook.  The other children at school liked to eat: crumbled raw…

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